| Bizarro | |
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Me am Bizarro. | |
| Real Name: | Bizarro |
| AKA: | The Clone of Steel |
| Alignment: | Evil |
| Affiliation: | Lex Luthor |
| Relatives: | Bizarros |
| Gender: | Male |
| Unusual Features: | Uglier than Superman |
| Occupation: | Weapon |
| Education: | None |
| Species: | Kryptonian Clone |
| Home: | Metropolis |
| Likes: | Punching |
| Dislikes: | Getting thrown into the sun |
| 1st Appearance: | Superman 15 |
| Quotes - Gallery - Appearances | |
| “ | Me am Bizarro. | ” |
–Bizarro introducing himself. | ||
Bizarro is the original clone of Superman. He was created by Lex Luthor in an attempt to defeat the Man of Steel. As you may have guessed, this didn't work and Superman defeated them both. Bizarro has since been replaced by many other Bizarros and is now presumed dead (being thrown into the sun will do that to you).
History[]
The Clone of Steel[]
Bizarro was created by Lex Luthor because Luthor didn't feel like using his genius intellect to solve world hunger. Bizarro was a perfect clone of Superman, except Luthor isn't good at cloning or something because Bizarro looks like he was hit by a bus.
Luthor set Bizarro loose on Metropolis, and Superman flew in to save the day. While Luthor was giving a monologue (as villains tend to do), Superman fought Bizarro for three days before they both agreed it was naptime. When Superman woke up, he threw Bizarro into the sun.
Powers and Abilities[]
Powers[]
- Superhuman Strength: Being a clone of Superman, Bizarro is incredibly strong. You could say that he's as strong as Superman.
- Superhuman Speed: Being a clone of Superman, Bizarro is incredibly fast. You could say that he's as fast as Superman.
- Superhuman Smell: Being a clone of Superman, Bizarro is incredibly smell. You could say that he's as smell as Superman.
- Flight: Bizarro fly. Bizarro see bird. Bizarro punch bird. Bird nice. Bizarro sad. Bizarro angry. Bizarro kill Superman.
Weaknesses[]
- Diminished Intellect: This is a polite way of saying he's thick as a brick.
Trivia[]
- Bizarro was originally going to be thrown into a volcano, but that would have been bad for the environment, and we all know how much Superman cares for the environment.
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