Alfred being sassy
|Real Name:||Alfred Pennyworth|
|Unusual Features:||Receding hairline|
|Education:||Doctorate's degree in brown-nosing, special ops training|
|1st Appearance:||Batman 1|
|Quotes - Gallery - Appearances|
|“||Some men just want to watch the world burn.||”|
–Alfred being wise and stuff.
Alfred Pennyworth is the old servant that lives at Wayne Manor. He tends to all of Bruce Wayne's needs (alcoholic and otherwise), and only complains about it sometimes. Alfred has sat safely in the Batcave and sipped tea while Batman has fought some of the most infamous criminals in the world.
Powers and AbilitiesEdit
- Special Ops Training: Before being a butler, Alfred spent many years in various British secret agencies and task forces. During these years, he has developed incredible hand to hand fighting skills as well as tactical abilities and leadership skills. Basically he's as cool as Batman but smart enough to not be a complete lunatic.
- Smart Enough Not to Be a Complete Lunatic: This isn't really an ability as much as he's just not stupid like Batman.
- Medical Training: Alfred is the best medic in the world, as Batman has had the crap beat out of him every day for years and Alfred has kept him alive.
- Balls: Alfred has a lot of balls. He regularly tells Batman himself how stupid he's being at the moment without even blinking. He's even out-sassed Superman before, and there's nothing Superman can to about it because Batman will beat the crap out of anyone who challenges Alfred.
- Bruce Wayne: Alfred is basically Bruce Wayne's bitch. Alfred can sass, but that's really about it.